Offensive inscrutable commercial, redux

I'm sitting here minding my business, and suddenly, an announcer describes a bunch of people waiting on line at a copying machine. The first one has heartburn, the next indigestion, the next nausea, followed by upset stomach, and the last one has diarrhea (for which she grabs her butt). They proceed into a kind of limbo in which they act out all these symptoms over and over. The cure for all this? Pepto-Bismol.

Now, I love that stuff, but I may have to look for other medication. Bastards.