Internet Update, and a Mini-Contest

Let's start with an update on my internet service. A week or so ago, I got an invoice from Earthlink for a $149.95 "early termination fee", apparently for the service that they were never able to provide me. I spent some time online in 'live chat' with a service representative, and now they SWEAR that that's going to go away and I'll get a credit for that. We'll see.

And today's e-mail of the day is from the FDA recalls mailing list. It says:

Bao Ding Seafood of New York, NY 10002 is recalling Boiled Horse Mackerel, because it has the potential to be contaminated with clostridium botulinum, a bacterium which can cause life-threatening illness or death.Consumers are warned not to use the product even if it does not look or smell spoiled.

There are so many one-liners that can be tossed at that e-mail. I invite my reader(s) to submit the most bon mot response to reading that. The winner shall be announced, well, when I feel like it.