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I read this story today, and it really steamed me.

Good gravy, people. Perhaps if you kept better control over what your kids ate at home and didn't buy crap and keep it in there, you wouldn't be freaking out over 23 whole extra cupcakes a year. And if you do keep such tight control over what you have at home that this is putting your knickers in a twist, lighten up. Trust me, a total ban on all small, yummy, bad for you items backfires big time. No wonder kids are totally messed up.