A Shout Out To Some Potential New Readers...

Yes kids, there may soon be some new readers here at the Internet's most inane blog. (Okay, maybe that's not 100% true, but it's got to be close). A discussion was recently had in which it was revealed that I do indeed have a blog. This was greeted with much amusement and anticipation of being made privy to multiple salacious details about my personal life. (They REALLY don't know me, do they, kids?) They asked for the address of said blog, and I, in a fit of either boredom or a sheer disregard for my personal sanity, gave it to them. We shall call the two inquisitors "Raoul" and "Pepe". Welcome, gentlemen.

And to make our newest readers feel welcome, let's all give them a shout out. Hey! But one thing -- Raoul, it takes a man very confident in his sexuality to wear a shirt that color. More than once, not on a dare. I'm just saying. But let's be nice -- both of them are indeed decent and honorable men...so far...who have been known to take one for the team.