Hahahahaha! Today, in my usual daily deluge of spam, and my first request from a poor widow in Sierra Leone to help make su both wealthy, I got an e-mail from Home Depot. It was offering me Romantic Ideas for My Valentine! From Home Depot? Now, I'm not a big fan of Hallmark holidays, and let's be honest I'd love a man to do stuff around the house, but do NOT market this stuff as Valentine ideas. Fix the shower? Great! Say it's in homage of a late third century martyr? He's not going to be the only one fed to the lions.....