You Know You're in Kansas When...

...there's a massive IM chain going around the entire state that says: "Guess what I just saw?" "Did you see it today?" "Yes, I know -- wow!" "It's been three months" "Yeah, but it's early".

Is it the early bird with the worm? Punxatawny Phil? Britney's baby? Nope. It's... a cloud. Big news round Kansas parts. You never realize you haven't seen one in months until you actually see one, and everyone simultaneously points it out. This is better than in 2003 when we all stood around pointing and giggling at the first one. The newcomers thought we were all stoned or nuts. Well, they were half right.